Can you see the invisible toe puller?! Can you see him? He’s got me!
Daddy says my future is so bright, I have to wear shades. Mommy says we shouldn’t let me know how bright my future is, or I’ll become shiftless and unmotivated.
A long time ago, Daddy used to give me bottles. Then I stopped taking them and gave him a mental disorder. Now I’m taking them again because the cost of his Xanax was cutting into my formula budget.
Look it’s Father’s Day at Mark’s Feed Store! Mommy wanted to go to another restaurant but today is the one day a year when Daddy gets to pick where we go. Also he took a nap. But that happens much more often than one day a year.
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