Monday, June 21, 2010

Father’s Day

Can you see the invisible toe puller?! Can you see him? He’s got me!

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Daddy says my future is so bright, I have to wear shades. Mommy says we shouldn’t let me know how bright my future is, or I’ll become shiftless and unmotivated.

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A long time ago, Daddy used to give me bottles. Then I stopped taking them and gave him a mental disorder. Now I’m taking them again because the cost of his Xanax was cutting into my formula budget.

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Look it’s Father’s Day at Mark’s Feed Store! Mommy wanted to go to another restaurant but today is the one day a year when Daddy gets to pick where we go. Also he took a nap. But that happens much more often than one day a year.

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

This Is My Blankie

I like to lay out on the floor on my blankie and relax and chill. Aunt Carol calls it chillaxing. Unlike her though, I don’t do it often enough to have the time to invent a whole word to describe it.

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Uh Daddy… You’re holding this camera with two hands, right?

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Step away from the baby or you’ll get a straight left in the kisser. Sorry that was a little MMA talk. I don’t think Daddy should let me watch any more Anderson Silva beat-downs.

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My Second (month) Birthday

Uncle Ed got me a bunny that I pose with on each of my monthly birthdays. Here is number two!

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I usually don’t see colors this psychedelic unless I’m high on the juice.

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Here’s one from way back in the archives, when I was only half as old as now. I’m growing up way too fast!

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Cousin David and Amy Got Married

Here is Daddy and Aunt Marilyn and I just before the big ceremony. This is my “tada!” pose even though I wasn’t really doing anything special at the moment. I’m pretty much special all the time though. Tada!

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Mommy and me all dressed up for the big day.

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I finally got to meet my favorite Aunt Carol. We have the same astrological sign: Aries! That means we’re stubborn and completely nuts.

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He’s baaack! Straight from the deep woods of Georgia’s Lake Allatoona, it’s Grandpa K! Funky Frank! I think he’s following me from state to state. Next thing I know he’ll show up in FL or something.

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I got kind of sleepy after the wedding.

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Here’s a brief glimpse of when Aunt Carol wrestled me away from Grandpa.

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This is me chillaxing in my swing. See right now, the swing is not swinging. It’s just sitting there. Idle. So I’ll probably just start crying here in a second, to let everyone know.

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It seems like every restaurant we go to has a great milk selection. I drink so much that Mommy has to give me the heimlich every time.

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Somebody help! Get me out from underneath this thing! I’m down in here… Look I’m waving at you. Gasp!

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