Mommy and Daddy persist in this silly notion that I should have something to do while not sleeping, other than breastfeeding all day. I dunno why they care how much I breastfeed! It's my own life and I'll do whatever I want! Anyway they thought that since I like motion so much, a swing might be nice. Ha! Fat Chance! Anyway I slept in it for like 30min the first day they bought it. But never again! Maybe when I get older I'll enjoy it more?
Here is the swing they foolishly thought would appease me.
If you look up "meh" in the dictionary, this is what you'll see.
