The Waterpark Has Been Redacted

I’ve heard of alligators in New York’s sewers, but the Louisville Science Center has some mighty big grasshoppers, too!

 

The driver on the bus says “I Can’t See!”

 

I like to pretend that Uncle Ed is the gorilla at the zoo, and Mommy is the little Hispanic zookeeper with a mustache.

 

I have to cover my head in shame because Mommy doesn’t do enough laundry to keep me in clean clothes.

 

Mommy why are you taking my Twenty months picture, instead of planning my big 2.0 birthday party?

 

Mommy is teaching me how to cook cupcakes. I think we’re putting twice as much batter in here as we’re supposed to. But that’s okay… bigger cupcakes!

 

The best part about cooking is enjoying the fruits of your labor afterwards. Sprinkles!

 

Mommy passed down her secret chili recipe to me. Judging by what it did to Daddy, I feel really sorry for my daycare teachers who had to change all my diapers this week.

 

Hello, front desk? No I can’t hear you. Speak up! Why can’t they hear me? I hope the water park at Great Wolf Lodge is better than the room service!

 

Daddy looks kind of funny after a few Great Wolf Lagers.

 

The closest I could get to The Great Wolf was his girlfriend Violet. She’s like the Bush to his Cheney.

 

Daddy makes me call him “the great wolf” when I let him wear the ears. But Mommy’s been calling him that ever since we got home. Huh.

 

Okay it’s time to get my first ever haircut! This is funny though. Why are they shaving that kid’s head? I hope Mommy and Daddy don’t cheap out and go for the Ghandi Package!

 

Okay let’s do this: make me beautiful!

 

Oh yes Mrs. Becky tell us all about your grandson’s boyfriend’s stalker’s identifying birth mark… no I’m listening really… I’m not watching these fish, no…

 

The new spring look is… pretty much the same as the old Winter look, except with a little off the top and a trimmed up back-side.