Sssshhhh! I’m hiding from Daddy. He’ll never find me in here under the covers. Dangit Mommy wipe that grin off yer kisser! You’ll give me away. Wait what’s that? My toes? Ahh dangit I knew something would stick out!
Crimy, what the heck is this thing? Some kind of hindu shoulder restraint? I’m all cramped up and I can’t roll over! Everybody knows I have to roll over every 1.3 minutes or I’ll totally freak out.
Ahh okay I’m getting used to it now. It’s kind of comfy. Look at all the pretty flowers :) It’s very relaxing and comforting. Okay I like it now. Can somebody bust out the water pipe?
Hmm Mom you know what happened the last time we tried this right? I have the projectile spitting range of a tasmanian ground squirrel. This is not going to end well for you.
Hey Dad can you try to talk some sense into her? I hear Gama used to feed you this stuff with maybe some applesauce or something? Maybe banoonoos? I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos, you know.
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