Summer Fun With Blaire

Why won’t this segway go, Mommy? I keep pushing the lever and nothing happens!

 

Look, our outfits match! Green polka dots are all the rage this summer. I’m thinking about zhushing my hair up with a hot pink stripe too. But since I’ve only got 1/8th of an inch of hair, I’m not sure anybody will notice.

Daddy says if I drink enough of this stuff, the room will spin, but it’s not working yet.

Keep it up a little longer Daddy, and I BITE YOU!

Okay first of all, how am I supposed to eat cheesecake with a binky in my mouth? And second of all, what’s the metal spike stick for?

 

Aagh there are crazy people in my skype!

 

Here I am getting caught up on the latest Aunt Gossip… And then Uncle Don said what?!

The annual Ladies Of Comp Pool Party got crashed by a couple of crumb catchers. Here is Ava (Meredith’s daughter) and me stylin’ and profilin’ poolside. Hey is this my bottle? And is this guacamole still good?

Mommy if I get finger tan lines, you’re in big trouble!

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I’m not allowed to say which baby parts I am sun tanning here, or I’ll get banned from Blogspot.com.

 

I made sure my baby buddha belly and my chrome dome both got an equal shade of “lobster”, just like Mommy’s back!

 

I’m not on a boat, but I do got my flippy floppies!

 

Revenge Of Toothasaurus

Three new videos of the most dangerous baby in town.

First up… I Got Two Teef!

http://www.box.net/shared/r87njjvzq2

Then visit the lighter side with Blooah!

http://www.box.net/shared/00mg36d2c7

And finally, consume vast quantities with Rice Cereal Chow Down!

http://www.box.net/shared/47l7s04hlu

More Professional Photos

Mommy and Daddy took me to the fancy photo place on Saturday to get some fresh pics of my cuteness. There were some of Kentucky’s finest on display, let me tell you. Daddy said not to stare at the teenagers getting family photos holding kitchen knives. He also said not to look at their 400lb mom. I tried but do you know how limited my vision perspective is?

Here is a link to all of the original photos…

http://www.box.net/shared/xmsb6gd70b

Here are a few choice shots…

Daddy when I said you could kiss my cheeks this is not the end I had in mind.

Yesssss I know just how cute I am.

Yeah Baby!

Do I look like my Pop Pop? No? Well then let’s get a fishing hook and a lure in my hat asap!

One big happy family. Where’s Thatcher?

Mommy loves the Baby.

Oh you’re such as tease.

Ok ok ok I’ll make the bottle face.

Adventures In Not Eating Rice Cereal

Sssshhhh! I’m hiding from Daddy. He’ll never find me in here under the covers. Dangit Mommy wipe that grin off yer kisser! You’ll give me away. Wait what’s that? My toes? Ahh dangit I knew something would stick out!

Crimy, what the heck is this thing? Some kind of hindu shoulder restraint? I’m all cramped up and I can’t roll over! Everybody knows I have to roll over every 1.3 minutes or I’ll totally freak out.

 

Ahh okay I’m getting used to it now. It’s kind of comfy. Look at all the pretty flowers :) It’s very relaxing and comforting. Okay I like it now. Can somebody bust out the water pipe?

 

Hmm Mom you know what happened the last time we tried this right? I have the projectile spitting range of a tasmanian ground squirrel. This is not going to end well for you.

 

Hey Dad can you try to talk some sense into her? I hear Gama used to feed you this stuff with maybe some applesauce or something? Maybe banoonoos?  I like to oot oot oot ooples and banoonoos, you know.

 

Cat n’ Rice Gumbo

Mmm so close. Quick, distract her while I switch out of this bottle for a quick nip off ol’ smokey if you know what I mean!

 

Sup? Chilling in my bumbo seat. Yeah, I’m upright, it’s cool. It’s an “assisted sitter” kind of thing. This means I’m ready for…

 

Ok seriously people, this stuff is better than breastmilk? And I have to sit in this chair? And wear this bib? Hmm. Color me skeptical. Last time we “advanced” my food regimen, you took the boob away. Hrmrmrmrm.

 

Hey if rice cereal is so darn “yummy” how come Daddy’s taking you to Louisville Pizza Company after this?

 

Well dad I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised. Mushy rice, who would’ve thought it could be so bland and tasteless? It goes down smooth too, with no harsh aftertaste. I might have to try that again the next time we dine here.

We’re on a safari in that great expanse of wilderness known as “the neighborhood”. “Look yonder James (that’s what I call Daddy in my English voice). It’s a spotted apalacian felis domesticus. Quite a nice specimen. Fetch my .306.”

Last but not least… Four Months Old! Today is my 4 month birthday. Celebrate with me by watching Mommy and Daddy do a closet cleanout and eat pizza. When are we going to Florida for a beach vacation birthday?! Oh yeah that’s right, in April.